Ken:Paolo,you are from Italy!How do you adapt so well to life in American?
Paolo:Well Ken,there are a few things you need to know about Americans.
Ken:OK,I'm listening.
Paolo:Firstly,Americans like fancy clothing. So you should buy some "name brand"items.
Ken:OK,what else?
Paolo:Well,Americans like to fight! So you take up some karate classes and be ready for anythings.
Ken:Who told you these?
Paolo:Nobody.I learned it all from American movies.
Ken:Paolo,Movies are not reallity.All I learned from Italy movies is that I should watch out for mafia and my mother in-law.
Paolo: And you'd do well in Italy!
This is my today's English lesson.
译:
Ken:Paolo,你是意大利人!你怎么会这么适应美国的生活呢?
Paolo:噢,Ken,其实有一些关于美国人的事情你需要了解。
Ken:哦,我听着呢。
Paolo:首先,美国人喜欢穿时尚漂亮的衣服,你就该买一些写“名牌”的服饰。
Ken:好,还有吗?
Paolo:美国人喜欢打架!所以参加几堂空手道课就可以应付一切可能的情况了。
Ken:谁告诉你这些的?
Paolo:没有人告诉我,我是从美国电影里学来的。
Ken:电影不是现实生活。我从意大利电影里学到的是防止黑帮和岳母。
Paolo:你如果去意大利也一定过得不错。
这是我今天的英语课程。
Would you like to have dinner with me? 你愿意和我一起吃晚饭吗?
This is my this week's lesson. 这是我这个星期的课程。 |